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Don't Tell Me To Calm Down - Glass Bottle Matches

Regular price $ 15.00 $ 10.5030% off
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For those fiery moments, when you'd rather set something ablaze than take a deep breath. Perfect for burning effigies of your least favorite politician or ex.


  • Dimensions: 1.84 x 4.75
  • 1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid
  • Contains 40qty Wooden Matches
  • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
  • Matches are available only to United States Retailers at this time due to international shipping constraints
 

    • Description

      For those fiery moments, when you'd rather set something ablaze than take a deep breath. Perfect for burning effigies of your least favorite politician or ex.


      • Dimensions: 1.84 x 4.75
      • 1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid
      • Contains 40qty Wooden Matches
      • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
      • Matches are available only to United States Retailers at this time due to international shipping constraints

    Description

    For those fiery moments, when you'd rather set something ablaze than take a deep breath. Perfect for burning effigies of your least favorite politician or ex.


    • Dimensions: 1.84 x 4.75
    • 1.8oz Glass Bottle with Gold Lid
    • Contains 40qty Wooden Matches
    • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
    • Matches are available only to United States Retailers at this time due to international shipping constraints
    sizes 6x - xs
    handmade in los angeles, ca

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